Monday, December 03, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Bob Aagard, you've got some splainin' to do!


For those of you who frequent the Utah's Political Blogosphere this post might come as a shock. Remember last summer when Bob Aagard (The World, According To Me) stated that he had been working for the LDS Church's Especially for Youth program? On that post Bob stated to me that he indeed is not married, but thanks to an anonymous source, The Utah Amicus has discovered that not only is Bob married, he is married to multiple wives. Let's take a look at the evidence, notice the above photo; looks like a wedding to me, Bob.

Do you think she has any idea?

How sad, he has so many wives he needs to use name tags

What a jerk, he wears the same shirt at all of his weddings!

And look at some of the outfits he forces his wives to wear

It's really sickening!

Can you imagine if Bob had been the star of PCE's Oreo cookie ad?

And last but not least the most incriminating photo of all.
All I can say is, "Bob Aagard, you've got some splainnin' to do!"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously man, share the wealth! It's just not fair for the rest of us. Two or three? Fine. But you? You're just selfish.

JM Bell said...

Way to go Bob.

Getting your riches before heaven. That takes talent.

J-Man said...

Bob, I'd say, "you the man!" if I wasn't so jealous.

Damn you Bob, damn you to hell!

Jason The said...

He always seemed so innocent...

Of course, those are the one's you have to watch.

Anonymous said...

I've always known there was something wrong with that Aagard scoundrel! He reeks of deviant behaviors!

I glad THE UTAH AMICUS had the Kahoonies to call Aagard-Jeffs out!

Shauna said...

And this comes out on the last day of the Bloghive election? Trickery!

Anonymous said...

How does Miller get all the great scoops?

Anonymous said...

I have the pictures of him and Sen Craig.

Anonymous said...

I think that your dirty campaign tactics cost him the election!