Bob says...

*Mike Lee is a (DC Based) Lawyer who doesn't want Utah to have a say in whether or not they allow nuclear waste. (States rights my butt.)

*Mike Lee wants to declare that children born to illegal immigrants within the borders of the United States are no longer subject to the jurisdiction of the Unites States government. That would make them not citizens, so the Unites States (which, by the way, now has no jurisdiction over these people) can deport them. Let that sink in for a minute. (Please tell me someone out there has that exchange from the KUTV debate last Sunday)

*Mike Lee is in favor of underground nuclear testing. Except he is in favor of ratifying a treaty that bans testing of nuclear weapons. Unless a country decides they need to test to preserve their national security. (If a Democrat took that many positions, he'd be called a flip-flopper.)

*Mike Lee trusts the Utah Legislature more than he trusts Utah Voters. (See revoking the 17th amendment.)

*Mike Lee isn't just a lobbyist. Mike Lee is an illegal Lobbyist.

*Mike Lee wants to raise taxes on the poor and middle-class.

*Mike Lee wants to reduce government regulations. Lax government oversight caused the Gulf Oil Spill and the mine collapse in central Utah a few years ago.

*Mike Lee seems to forget that Article 3 of the Constitution gives the Supreme Court the authority to declare whether laws are constitutional or not.

*Mike Lee loves the constitution, with the exception of Article 3 and Amendments 14, 16, 17, and 10 (only when it is contrary to the desires of his clients).

See Bob's entire post, Defining Mike Lee, here.  

BREAKING NEWS: Bob Aagard, you've got some splainin' to do!

For those of you who frequent the Utah's Political Blogosphere this post might come as a shock. Remember last summer when Bob Aagard (The World, According To Me) stated that he had been working for the LDS Church's Especially for Youth program? On that post Bob stated to me that he indeed is not married, but thanks to an anonymous source, The Utah Amicus has discovered that not only is Bob married, he is married to multiple wives. Let's take a look at the evidence, notice the above photo; looks like a wedding to me, Bob.

Do you think she has any idea?

How sad, he has so many wives he needs to use name tags

What a jerk, he wears the same shirt at all of his weddings!

And look at some of the outfits he forces his wives to wear

It's really sickening!

Can you imagine if Bob had been the star of PCE's Oreo cookie ad?

And last but not least the most incriminating photo of all.
All I can say is, "Bob Aagard, you've got some splainnin' to do!"

Coming this weekend: "Where did you eat your Thanksgiving Tom Turkey, BoB!

I'm glad Bob is back!

Even if he won't admit that he went off and got married.

Come on Bob, fess up! You shouldn't be embarrassed that she's a Republican, and/or even worse, that she is related to Bob Murray.

The World, According To Me

Utah Republicans Support Puppy Torture

Henry's Law -- Taking JM Bell's proposal one step further

False Values

Parents for Choice in Education Eat Babies, or Rovian Tactics From PCE

Alright, Alright, Alright Alright Alright! Hey! -- Where I've been (this is the one where Bob tries to tell us that he didn't get married)