When Abby first called her Republican Grandmother a Repelican I thought it was cute, but after much thought and consideration I have come to the conclusion that Utah's Republican Party would be well served by changing their name and mascot to something more eloquent.
Who wants to be a thought of as a stinky, fat elephant when one could be seen as a beautiful, free flying pelican? The image of this magnificent bird flying around in search of fish, and other tasty morsels just leaves me in a state of blissfulness where I can hardly contain myself.
So here's the deal:
To all of those kind souls who are trying to persuade me that I could win in Davis County if I would simply put the "R" next to my name let me respond this way; if the Utah Republican Party will change their name to the Utah Repelican Party I will happily change sides and join your ranks tomorrow.
Who wants to be a thought of as a stinky, fat elephant when one could be seen as a beautiful, free flying pelican? The image of this magnificent bird flying around in search of fish, and other tasty morsels just leaves me in a state of blissfulness where I can hardly contain myself.
So here's the deal:
To all of those kind souls who are trying to persuade me that I could win in Davis County if I would simply put the "R" next to my name let me respond this way; if the Utah Republican Party will change their name to the Utah Repelican Party I will happily change sides and join your ranks tomorrow.
UTAH'S REPELICAN PARTY
Sounds like a winner to me
4 comments:
Who wants to be an ass?
Had to be said. :)
A humble ass? Most certainly.
How can you be a republican fi you don't have a hateful bone in your body?
Hmm, thats a real problem. But there is therapy available. It goes something like this.
BOOO! Everyone is out to get you. They want to make you suffer and take advantage of you and scare your children and destroy your quality of life. They are not like us, and they will stop at nothing, and they will appear when you least expect them.
Are ya scared yet? Did it work? Do you feel more like a repelican yet?
Fear them, we will save you.
But an elephant is a much more appropriate mascot for the People's Republic Party.
They sit around, don't do much, and are kinda hard to move.
They don't care where their crap lands.
Oh, and when the going gets tough, they sit on their ass. (pun intended)
-Bob
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