Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Paul Mero Caption Contest!


The setting is a meeting of a segment of the “vast right-wing conspiracy” in Bermuda earlier this month. During a break in our sinister planning, we walked across the Mid-Ocean Country Club golf course to view the ocean. This Catholic priest (from Warsaw) and I were walking back to the meeting.

Caption contest: what caption best fits this photo? The winner (or loser) gets lunch with the two of us!!
Best, PTM Btw, this priest is a really great guy…I would hope we can be humorous without denigrating him or his Church. He would laugh at this.

Rob says, "Paul's buying, I'll pick the restaurant!"
And, "Why are we assuming that anybody wants to go to lunch with us, Paul?"


HAVE FUN!

24 comments:

Todd said...

"A duck, a priest , and Paul Mero walk into a bar..."

Bob said...

You see, C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.

-Bob

Richard W. said...

"Paul, I'll say it one more time; those are not Bermuda shorts."

CraigJ said...

"Howwww you say...zis...Kolob?"

Anonymous said...

"If you join our Church you can be a bishop, and have sex!"

"Do they pay their bishops?"

"No, you pay them 10%, but at least you get to have sex!"

Rob said...

"Bless me father for I have sinned."

"Is it vouchers Paul?"

No father, it's much worse, I called KSL Liberal!"

Marlin said...

"I agree with your debate partner Patrick Byrne, it is all about the “O”"

Marlin said...

"...Yes Paul, 40 virgins in the afterlife is a lot just for switching sides on the voucher thingy, but I don’t think Rob can come through on that. "

craig41 said...

"Ya Paul, I was worried about that golf ball hitting me in the head too, but it looks like it's going to miss me by about this much."

Paul Mero said...

These are great!! Keep 'em coming.

PTM

Alienated Wannabe said...
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Alienated Wannabe said...

(1) "From what you have told me, it appears that Green Jello is merely suffering from a temporary crisis of faith. I would not think that a full exorcism is called for at this time."

(2) "My son, if Rob Miller should ever turn away from you during the debate, please discreetly remove the 'kick me' sign taped to his back and replace it with one that says 'Hillary Clinton, Moveon.org, Anti-voucher evildoer.' I think it is imperative that our side continue to take the high road during this campaign."

(3) "No, Paul, for the hundredth time, the selling of indulgences is not a practice of the Church! We're just going to have to find another way to build support for this darn voucher program."

Paul Mero said...

Just to keep it going...

"Okay Paul, it's a deal. When we get back to the meeting, we dump those creepy evangelicals from the group."

Paul Mero said...

And another one...

"No, seriously, if you call me 'padre' one more time...."

Todd said...

"So, Father, what do you know about vouchers and would you like to learn more?"

jbt said...

"You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out..."

jbt said...

The Catholic priest said,
"I still don't get it Paul. Tell me again how the children come out of a quiver."

Anonymous said...

The vicar and the varlet ventured to the vestry to vet the vagaries of vouchers, vows and vexations.

John said...

"As soon as we get away from this a-hole with the camera I'll smoke a doobie with you Paul, this big..."

Richard W. said...

Ok Paul, I still don't get it. The BYU co-ed does what?

Paul Mero said...

Rob, I like Marlin's first one and CraigJ's.

What do you think?

PTM

Paul Mero said...

Hey Father...is the Pope Catholic?

Mero, I am this close to smacking you.

No, seriously, is he?

Paul Mero said...

Tell you what Paul, I'll trade you a bottle of Holy Water, this big, for your vile of consecrated oil.

Saul said...

Here's a quote for your photo.

"When they call you needle-dick remind them that it almost this big, facts are facts Paul."